Hidden Truths

This is from an email I received from my husband. It is amazing how spot on some of these things are!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. Just how in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5, as I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
Person died.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for
the rest of the day.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BlueRay? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear
I did not make any changes to.

13. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and
run away?

14. I hate leaving my house confident and looking really good and then
not seeing anyone of importance the entire day, What a waste!

15. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

16. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

17. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than with Kay.

18. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

19. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first
saw it.

20. I would rather try to carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than take 2
trips to bring my groceries from the car into the house.

21. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to
finish a text, change my shoes or flirt.

22. Sometimes I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between
boredom and hunger.

23. How many times do you suppose it is OK to say "What?" before you
just nod and smile because you still didn't hear, understand or you just
weren't paying attention to a word they just said?

24. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up
to prevent a jerk from cutting in to your lane. Stay strong, brothers
and sisters!

25. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.

26. Is it just me or do teenagers get dumber & dumber every year?

27. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
going down after leaning your chair back just a tad too far.

28. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
not know what time it is.

29. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket or purse, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the
Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the
snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, pitch
black, first time, every time!